I love veg and fruit. Wholesome food and fresh ingredients. Food that makes you feel clean and light and full of vitality – it’s proper and, you know, good for you.
Sometimes I also like pop and a bag of pick’n’mix. Hyper-coloured fizzy pop washing down sweet and sour jellies and cheapo chocolates. Whether it’s eating sweeties in the cinema when you really don’t need them or lounging around in pyjamas, watching a repeat of X-factor, consuming a meal based entirely of sweets and fizzy drinks is a foodies-taboo. And great.
The after-effects: woozy giddiness only add to the sheer brilliance of this “meal”. Naughty but nice.