The eponymous dorky teenager in this movie rocks some awesome clothes, busts some incredible moves and has some incredible lines. Gosh. And he also eats some of the oddest, beige-coloured, food ever committed to celluloid. Whether it’s him eating ‘tots’ at his desk, feeding his llama – Tina the fat lard – or getting slapped in the face with a steak, what I would give to eat a meal with him and Pedro, just once (probably wouldn’t want second portions)… Apparently, every dish shown during the opening credits is eaten by a character later in the movie. Skills.